Sunday, June 28, 2009

Good Evening and Welcome to Metro Classics

Come in, come in. Saunter down the aisle with your bucket of popcorn and grab a seat in our new (hypothetical) digital auditorium. Allow us to introduce ourselves, we're Mike and Sean and we'll be your hosts, navigators and custodians for the duration of tonight's program. The show will begin in mere moments. . .

Thanks for visiting our mystical little site. We here at Metro Classics HQ designed this historic rest area on the Information Superhighway as a means of keeping you informed on all the goings-on with our unique showcase of repertory film. This blog will contain up-to-date programming information, links to articles relating to a particular film or theme, detailed critical analysis of things no one cares a whit about, and pictures of Sean's prize pony, the humbly-named Princess.

We extend this figurative gift certificate to the Olive Garden as a means of communicating and collaborating with you, our gracious, intelligent and incredibly attractive audience. Please step boldly into the digital fray.

And please, turn off your cell phones for the remainder of tonight's program.

Welcome to Metro Classics.

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