Showing posts with label 2000 movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2000 movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Final Best of the Year and Best of the Decade List Post, Really I Mean It


As our final year and decade in review post, we asked some friends of Metro Classics to chime in with their own lists. Here they are:

Kevin, formerly of the Metro, currently at Scarecrow Video:

2009:

Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)
Avatar (James Cameron)
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (Hayao Miyazaki)
Where the Wild Things Are (Spike Jonze)
In the Loop (Armando Iannucci)

Decade:

1. The Incredibles (Brad Bird)
2. Kill Bill (Tarantino)
3. Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón)
4. Spirited Away (Miyazaki)
5. Wet Hot American Summer (David Wain)
6. Adaptation (Jonze)
7. The Royal tenenbaums (Wes Anderson)
8. Chop Shop (Ramin Bahrani)
9. Mindgame (Masaaki Yuasa)
10. Battle Royale (Kinji Fukasaku)
11. All the Real Girls (David Gordon Green)
12. Wall-E (Andrew Stanton)
13. Best of Youth (Marco Tullio Giordana)
14. United 93 (Paul Greengrass)
15. Waking Life (Richard Linklater)


Greta, formerly of the Metro:

In no particular order:

2009:

Inglourious Basterds
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie) (tied with Star Trek (JJ Abrams))
A Serious Man (The Coen Brothers) (tied with The Hangover(Todd Phillips))
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (Werner Herzog)

Decade:

State and Main (David Mamet)
Wonder Boys (Curtis Hansen)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Wes Anderson)
Amélie (Jean-Pierre Jeunet)
Kill Bill


Lisa, formerly of the Metro:

I started off the decade as a 10-year-old so you get the top 5 kids' movies of the decade. Non-Pixar and non-Disney, lest the other studios be forgotten.

Fantastic Mr. Fox (Wes Anderson)
Monster House (Gil Kenan)
Chicken Run (Nick Park & Peter Lord)
Duma (Carroll Ballard)
Elf (Jon Favreau)


Jen from Scarecrow Video:

Best of 2009:

1. Fantastic Mr. Fox
2. Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow)
3. Inglourious Basterds
4. An Education (Lone Scherfig)
5. Away We Go (Sam Mendes)

Best of the 00s:

1. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. Amélie
3. Lost in Translation (Sofia Coppola)
4. Children of Men
5. Kill Bill


Mike M., formerly of the Metro:

2009:

District 9 (Neill Blomkamp)
Inglorious Bastards
Up (Pete Docter)
Avatar
Fantastic Mr. Fox

Runners-up: Star Trek, The Hurt Locker, The Brother's Bloom (Rian johnson)


2009 Films I'm Most Excited to See:

Anvil! The Story of Anvil (Sacha Gervasi)
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
The Limits of Control (Jim Jarmusch)
Le Donk and Scor-Zay-Zee (Shane Meadows)
An Education
Moon (Duncan Jones)

Top 20 of the Decade:

The New World (Terrance Malick)
Lord of the Rings (Peter Jackson)
Old Boy (Park Chan-wook)
All the Real Girls
In America (Jim Sheridan)
There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson)
No Country For Old Men (The Coen Brothers)
Inglorious Bastards
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry)
Synecdoche, New York (Charlie Kaufman)
Primer (Shane Carruth)
The Lives of Others (Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck)
This Is England (Shane Meadows)
The Proposition (John Hillcoat)
Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright)
Miami Vice (Michael Mann)
Almost Famous (Cameron Crowe)
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Shane Black)
AI: Artificial Intelligence (Steven Spielberg)
28 Days Later (Danny Boyle)

Runners-up: Michael Clayton (Tony Gilroy) (believe it), Adaptation, Pan's Labyrinth (Guillermo del Toro), Moulin Rouge! (Baz Luhrman), King of Kong (Seth Gordon), A History of Violence (David Cronenberg)

I haven't seen In the Mood for Love (Wong Kar-wai) or this Yi yi (Edward yang) film I've read about. No way in hell is Once (John Carney) on the list. Children of Men just isn't good enough (AI is better sci-fi); neither is Zodiac (David Fincher). I love them both, but no.

X2 (Bryan Singer) was my favorite comic book film of the decade
Wall-E was my favorite animated feature

And just for fun:

Favorite Album of 2009:

The Dirty Projectors - Bitte Orca

Runner-up: Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion

Best Album of the Decade:

Arcade Fire - Funeral

Runner-up: Radiohead - Kid A


Macy, formerly of Rain City Video:

Best of the Decade:

Pan's Labyrinth
In the Mood for Love
Memento (Christopher Nolan)
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Mulholland Dr. (David Lynch)
Old School (Todd Phillips)
Shaun of the Dead
The Lives of Others
United 93
In Bruges (Martin McDonagh)

Okay I know that's more than five. I don't enjoy following directions. Also here are more of my honourable mentions:

Sexy Beast & Birth (Jonathan Glazer)
Amélie
Moulin Rouge
Volver (Pedro Almodóvar)
Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino)
Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Julian Schnabel)
King of Kong

Favourite dumb comedies:
(they don't get no respect)

Corky Romano (Rob Pritts)
Zoolander (Ben Stiller)
Undercover Brother (Malcolm D. Lee)


Travis, formerly of the Metro, currently at Scarecrow Video:

Decade:

1: Master and Commander (Peter Weir)
2: Wall-E
3: Lord of the Rings
4: The New World
5: The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan)
6: Wet Hot American Summer
7: There Will be Blood
8: The Bourne Ultimatum (Paul Greengrass)
9: The Aviator (Martin Scorsese)
10: The Wind that Shakes the Barley (Ken Loach)
11: United 93
12: Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
13: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
14: Iron Man (Jon Favreau)
15: Good Night and Good Luck (George Clooney)


Colin from the Varsity:

2009:

1. Hunger (Steve McQueen)
2. Moon
3. Sin Nombre (Cary Fukunaga)
4. Revanche (Götz Spielmann)
5. Gomorrah (Matteo Garrone)
6. Still Walking (Kore-eda Hirokazu)
7. 35 Shots of Rum (Claire Denis)
8. Inglourious Basterds
9. Precious (Lee Daniels)
10. An Education


Ryland, formerly of the Metro, currently writing at a website near you:

Five Favorite Comedies of the Decade:

Everybody talks about impressive dramas. What gives? Why aren't laughs given their due? Is it just because nobody makes serious comedies anymore? Where's the importance of the non-serious in all this serious ranking? As that all-too-serious bat blockbuster kept asking, scene after scene, Why so serious? Let's get serious about not getting serious, or let's take the non-serious serious for once. All of these films below are serious. All of'm make me laugh a lot.

1. A Christmas Tale (Arnaud Desplechin)

Maybe you don't think "comedy" when you think of this movie, but I do. Like any great Renoir picture, it's full of laughs and life, and nearly a joke a minute. Jokes just pump, like a heart, from every source imaginable--including the catch-all collage form.

2. Punch-Drunk Love (Paul Thomas Anderson)

Terrifying, sure, but also a laugh out loud misfit movie that daggers the soul. Here the laughs are release from all that miasma of anxiety; a real throw-up-your-hands kind of movie.

3. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

A special movie. Ranking it this "low" just doesn't feel right. Even if this isn't "low" and the movie's every which way but lowbrow -- although there are a few low blows. In any case, everything's on point, especially the one-liners, and I keep wanting to watch it, which says a lot.

4. Kung Fu Hustle (Stephen Chow)

The history of cinema is all in here, from silents to Tashlin to Fred Astaire to wuxia to, yup, kung fu exploitation. How many movies make dancing so funny on top of fun? Some of the best comedic uses of CGI, like, ever.

5. The Informant! (Steven Soderbergh)

Talked with a friend about this as maybe the most realistic movie ever. Goes against what you'd expect, I know, since it's tongue in cheek and vaguely pastiche-y but, seriously, that's what an office is like, and that's what mania is like. It's all in that hilarious line near the end: "You tell me." We Americans want our stories, and we want them told as big as possible.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Official Metro Classics Best Movies of the 2000s, Part Two


This is Part Two of our Best of the 2000s list. You can check out Part One here.

36. Still Life (Jia Zhangke, 2006)


Jia's film about a city being demolished in anticipation of its being flooded by the Three Gorges Dam is a study in the dislocating effects of modern capitalism in China (both his protagonists are in town looking for missing loved ones) that nonetheless allows space for magical interruptions in the realism, turning what could be a grim and dull bit of point-making into something romantic and even whimsical.

35. My Winnipeg (Guy Maddin, 2007)


Maddin brings all his silent movie technique and special brand of weirdness to this affectionate documentary portrait of his hometown, a place seemingly weird enough to have produced Guy Maddin. He hires actors to play his family members to recreate scenes from his childhood, and dreams of hockey teams, city hall seances and frozen horses.

34. Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (Michael Winterbottom, 2005)


A particularly polarizing film, Michael Winterbottom's mock-adaptation of Laurence Sterne's famously unfilmmable novel was deemed impenetrable and inscrutable by some. I just found it funny as hell. The film stars Steve Coogan at his self-obsessed best and is rounded out with a phenomenal supporting cast including Rob Brydon and Gillian Anderson, the latter who gamely pokes fun at her X-Files stardom.

33. Sita Sings the Blues (Nina Paley, 2008)


A magical mashup of literature, music and animation is this film, in which we learn a fractured version of the Ramayana as told by a hilarious group of shadow puppets who can't agree on how the story goes, cut-outs of traditional images of the main characters, Betty Boop-style images of those characters and vintage 1920s torch songs. Interspersed is squiggle-vision story of the director's own romantic disaster: the film is about how we use and adapt the artifacts of culture to makes sense of and cope with our own lives.

32. Volver (Pedro Almodóvar, 2006)


Some of Almodovar's other films this decade garnered more heady critical praise (Talk to Her, Bad Education) but none were as emotionally satisfying as the beautiful Volver. Despite Almodovar's usual heightened and melodramatic soap opera plot, the film resonates on a deeper level, going past the abuse, murder and ghosts to become an exploration on the bonds of family. The film reminds me of my mother. I like that.

31. Last Life in the Universe (Pen-Ek Ratanaruang, 2003)


A pathologically shy and obsessive-compulsive librarian with yakuza ties stays at the very messy house of a young Thai girl after each of them has a sibling die in Pen-Ek's dreamily romantic film. There's also a children's book about a gecko.

30. Brokeback Mountain (Ang Lee, 2005)


Ang Lee's adaptation of Annie Proulx's sparse short story of two cowboys who, out of desperation and loneliness, turn to one another, was one of the most realistic and heart-breaking love stories of the decade. Heath Ledger gives the best performance of his career as the reticent and conflicted Ennis. This is what he should be remembered for. By the way, remember when fucking Crash beat this out for Best Picture? That is going down in history as one of the biggest mistakes ever committed by the Academy.

29. Three Times (Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2005)


Hou presents three different stories each starring the same two actors, Shu Qi and Chang Chen. The first segment is a lush Wong Kar-wai style romance set in the 1960s, the second is set in the 20s and filmed as a silent movie (complete with intertitles, the third is set in the present and is stylistically similar to Hou's own Millennium Mambo. The result is a fascinating look at both the history of Taiwan and of cinematic representations of love. On its own, the first segment may have been the single greatest film of the decade.

28. Minority Report (Steven Spielberg, 2002)


Spielberg's most satisfying film of the decade is also his most action-packed and fun. Set in a future where crimes can be foreseen and the perpetrator nabbed before they commit it, the film turns into a huge chase where good guy Tom Cruise runs amok through a fantastically realized world. Spielberg doesn't skimp on the creepy details either, a host of crawling, spider-like droids and a particularly gruesome eyeball surgery coming first to mind. Remember folks, this is also where most of us got our first inkling into the awesomeness of Colin Farrell.

27. House of Flying Daggers (Zhang Yimou, 2004)


If Hero was Zhang's version of the martial arts film as moody political allegory, then this is kung fu as full-blown romantic melodrama. The love story even centers on a blind girl! Every bit as lovely as that earlier film, but not as rigidly color-coded, though always more lush and bright and beautiful than anything naturally occurring in the real world, much like stars Zhang Ziyi and Takeshi Kaneshiro.

26. 2046 (Wong Kar-wai, 2004)


The concluding chapter of Wong's trilogy about romance in 1960s Hong Kong follows the aftermath of the love affair that didn't quite happen in In the Mood for Love. We follow the ways Tony Leung's character from that film attempts to get over Maggie Cheung, which in his case involves many other women (an affair with Zhang Ziyi's Golightlyish prostitute-next-door, helping the landlord's daughter (Faye Wong) keep in touch with her Japanese boyfriend, feeling bad for Carina Lau's character from Days of Being Wild) and writing a crazy sci-fi story (complete with dying robots and trippy special effects). His performance here cements Leung's status as the best actor of the decade.

25. Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright, 2004)


Barring Tarantino, I can think of no other director whose unabashed love of genre pictures is so immediately at the forefront than Edgar Wright. And nowhere is this affection put to such good use than in his feature debut, the rom-zom-com Shaun of the Dead. Starring co-writer Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as two hapless slackers trying to find their way in this increasingly-zombie-fied world, they do what they can with what they have, which frankly is very little. The film hits all the right notes, creating believable characters with meaningful relationships who must fight to exist under the most fantastic of situations.

24. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Ang Lee, 2000)


Ang Lee's lyrical martial arts epic is one of the most gorgeous-looking movies ever committed to film. Lee takes a genre that had become commonplace, transcends its trappings, and in so doing completely subverts our expectations. The film's integration of jaw-dropping action choreography by Yuen Wo Ping is peerless. A stellar cast including Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi carry the film which is basically about a missing sword. Did I happen to mention that it's pretty?

23. I'm Not There (Todd Haynes, 2007)


Haynes's Bob Dylan biopic is only radical at first glance. Sure, it has six different actors playing six different Dylan surrogates, none of whom exactly match the man himself, and it's told in an ostensibly non-linear manner, jumping from time to time in a seemingly haphazard manner. In fact, the story's extremely straightforward, following the rise and fall plot line familiar from so many other biopics (notably Ray and Walk the Line, which were released around the same time). Haynes's achievement, then, is not a reinvention of the form, but a reinvigoration of it. He puts a shiny coat on a tired genre and makes it watchable again. And there's music, too.

22. In the Mood for Love (Wong Kar-wai, 2000)


One of the best romances ever about a couple that never actually becomes a couple. When they realize their spouses are having an affair, neighbors Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung resolve to not do the same, despite the fact that they are, like, totally into one another. So instead, they write a kung fu novel. Shot by Christopher Doyle and Mark Lee Ping Bing, it features the best reds of the decade and a killer soundtrack full of Nat King Cole singing in Spanish.

21. Grizzly Man (Werner Herzog, 2005)


Timothy Treadwell, the man who spent eleven summers living among the grizzlies in Alaska, was one crazy idiot. Who better to construct a document of his madness and stupidity than Werner Herzog? No one, that's who. Herzog deftly dives into the hours of footage Treadwell filmed over his decade in the wilderness and comes away with a stunning portrait of desperation and delusion punctuated by moments of startling beauty. Treadwell's onscreen optimism could never have been more at war than with the director who, over shots of mountain peaks and verdant valleys, narrates, "I believe the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder."

20. Punch-Drunk Love (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2002)


Is there a better portrait of 21st Century Man than Punch-Drunk Love? The epitome of underachievement, frustration, anger, miscommunication and confusion are embodied in the shell of a man played superbly by Adam Sandler. He lives a life of relative solitude, selling novelty toilet plungers and calling phone sex lines, until a harmonium and Emily Watson show up, pushing him out of his comfort zone and into the uncertain world of love.

19. The Royal Tenenbaums (Wes Anderson, 2001)


Another heart-breaking Anderson film misunderstood as a comedy. Though how a film so resolutely about death and loneliness ever came to be seen as something to be measured in LOLs is a bit beyond me. Anderson's attention to detail in the creation of a storybook house in a storybook New York is justly praised, but the emotional depth he's able to wring from the smallest of gestures is remarkable: see an actor generally as vacant as Ben Stiller melt with "I've had a rough year, Dad."

18. King Kong (Peter Jackson, 2005)


After the overwhelming success that greeted his Lord of the Rings trilogy, Peter Jackson was given carte blanche to do whatever the hell he wanted. He decided to remake 1933's King Kong, one of the most beloved films of all time, incorporating a heavy dose of CGI and Jack Black. He pulled it off like nobody would have expected. This is blockbuster filmmaking of the highest level. Jackson's digital Kong is easily the best CGI character ever created, with a wealth of emotion and expression that comes across in every scene, be it a quiet moment with the perfect Naomi Watts atop a mountain or battling three Tyrannosaurus Rex at once.

17. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004)


Charlie Kaufman's dizzyingly dense script for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a glorious piece of plate-spinning. It is a non-linear narrative based on a decidedly sci-fi premise full of wit and invention that is married to a deeply personal, honest portrayal of love and loss. Michel Gondry's splendid visual eye meshes perfectly with this fantasy world, while a suitably subdued Jim Carrey and a bubbly Kate Winslet make it all the more real.

16. The Wind that Shakes the Barley (Ken Loach, 2006)


This story of the IRA and the Irish Civil War is one of the most nuanced, balanced and insightful studies of revolutionary politics ever made. Featuring an outstanding performance by Cillian Murphy (who proves he's much more than just a pair of pretty eyes), Loach's film is also a gripping historical drama about a family, community and nation torn apart by ideas.

15. The Man Who Wasn't There (Joel & Ethan Coen, 2001)


This black-and-white tale of a barber who gets in way over his head after attempting to give his life meaning, is the final masterpiece of the Coen brothers' first renaissance. Billy Bob Thornton is the titular cypher, a reserved man with no visible sign of passion whatsoever. He is Camus's Stranger deposited in Alfred Hitchcock's vision of 1947 Santa Rosa. The events that unfold in the film, which include a get-rich dry cleaning scheme, murder, UFOs and Beethoven piano sonatas, barely make a dent in this man's non-existence. All we are left with is beautiful white light.

14. The Departed (Martin Scorsese, 2006)


A remake of the solid Hong Kong film Infernal Affairs, the Departed was Scorsese's return to crime films after a bout of exploratory epics and his invigorated energy with the material is palpable. The wholly unbelievable tale of double-cross and intrigue amongst Boston cops and criminals is endlessly exhilarating. Stellar performances abound from a scene-stealing Alec Baldwin to Mark Wahlberg's Oscar-nominated turn. One performance that doesn't get the credit that it deserves is that of Jack Nicholson, who was chastised by some for playing mob boss Frank Costello too over-the-top. Malarkey. His performance starts off calm and collected and as the internal tensions ramp up, so does his madness. The juxtaposition of increasing insanity onscreen with the utterly masterful control off, makes the Departed a wonder to behold.

13. Millennium Mambo (Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2001)


My pick for the best film of the decade (though Mike hasn't seen it). Shu Qi plays a young woman drifting through life: she's has a bad boyfriend and a job as a hostess at a bar full of creepy businessmen. It's a kind of slow motion coming of age film, as she gradually takes charge of her life and finds true happiness at a film festival. Hou's camera drifts aimlessly around the scene, but always at the same distance and perpendicular to the action. The effect is mesmerizing, and perfectly matched by the film's techno score.

12. The Limits of Control (Jim Jarmusch, 2009)


Masked as a tale of an international hitman on a mission, Jim Jarmusch's The Limits of Control is actually a thoughtful treatise on the power and significance of art. Isaach De Bankole's mysterious main character travels across Spain meeting enigmatic individuals who expound on their passions before giving him a clue to further his mission. It is a movie of infinite charms if one can penetrate its cool, detached veneer.

11. Grindhouse/Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, 2007)


Hands down, I have never had more fun at the movies than I did at Grindhouse. In a world of ever-banal "event" movies, this one was truly special, a double feature of lovingly haphazard exploitation films replete with fake trailers and commercials. Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror is fun enough as a ridiculously over-the-top zombie flick, but having zero depth, it doesn't differentiate itself much from the films it emulates. I have no desire to see it again. On the other hand Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof is a goddamn bloody masterpiece. Despite his many detractors who claim that he just steals from other's work, Tarantino is incapable of making anything as faceless as his beloved genre films. His personality and writing prowess are so strong that they cannot help but shift the films into wonderfully new terrain. The stalker story of Stuntman Mike, a perverted killer who murders women with his car, turns into a glorious revenge tale in its second half, where the greatest car chase ever committed to film takes place. When I saw this in the theatre I, along with the rest of the audience, was on the edge of our seats literally screaming at the screen.

10. No Country for Old Men (Joel & Ethan Coen, 2007)


It's Tommy Lee Jones's story: he's the old man for whom the case of Moss vs. Chigurh is proof that this is no longer a country for him. It's about violence and stories of violence and how we cope with and try to understand the unfathomable evils in the world. It is not about a guy stealing a bunch of drug money and getting chased by a creepy guy with a comical hair cut.

9. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (Quentin Tarantino, 2003-2004)



It starts as a breakneck mashup of action genres (anime, samurai, kung fu, spaghetti western) and ends up somewhere entirely different: a serene meditation on regret, motherhood and mortality. Michael Crowley sees it all as an allegory of Zen enlightenment, and I don't think he's wrong. Even if he is, Tarantino's relentlessly exuberant technique, a powerful performance from Uma Thurman as the bloody revenge-seeking Bride and a pitch perfect score by the RZA are enough to make this one of the very best films of the decade.

8. Spirited Away (Hayao Miyazaki, 2001)


The great thing about Miyazaki's movies is that they're totally weird and crazy but in a completely sincere, honest way. The plots and characters in his films are never forced, they always feel right. I think that's because underneath all of the pig people and alternate realities there is a constant current of human emotion. Nowhere is that more apparent than in the fantasy world little Chihiro finds herself in Spirited Away. Upset that her family is moving to a new town, she enters a place populated with bobble-headed women, dragons and a spirit with no face. Spirited Away is this decade's answer to Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz. Miyazaki follows his own dream logic and we're lucky enough to tag along for the ride.

7. Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, 2009)


Tarantino is a cinephile's director (at least a certain generation of cinephile) and no film of his is more in love with cinema than this one, a World War II epic that is essentially nothing more than a half dozen scenes of people sitting at a table being interrogated. And Brad Pitt talking like a mountain man, and Samuel L. Jackson explaining the nature of nitrate film, and Christoph Waltz stealing every scene as a polyglot SS Sherlock Holmes, and Mélanie Laurent as the prettiest movie theatre manager ever seeking her own bloody revenge. Alternately hilarious and thought-provoking, in the end, in Tarantino's world it is film itself that ends up saving us all.

6. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Peter Jackson, 2001-2003)


Jackson's trilogy is one of the most impressive logistical achievements in film history: a 12 hour epic that faithfully recreates an entire world known and loved by millions of readers that completely failed to spark a geek backlash (despite what they did to Faramir's character, Oh poor Faramir!). And the movies happen to be pretty great on their own merits as well: several fascinating characters, great performances, seamless special effects and brilliant, massive and suspenseful battle sequences. The series is pulp entertainment at its best.

5. Ratatouille (Brad Bird, 2007)


"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talents, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new; an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking, is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook". But I realize - only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere."

4. There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007)


A wholly uncompromising portrait of ruthless greed, Paul Thomas Anderson's loose adaptation of Upton Sinclair's Oil! is one of the most exhilarating films released this decade. A parable of capitalism and evangelism set a century ago, the film mirrors our society today. Its creative strengths are legion, with a phenomenal score, gorgeous cinematography and one hell of a legendary performance at its center, There Will Be Blood boldly demands our attention.

3. WALL*E (Andrew Stanton, 2008)


City Lights reborn as a futuristic tale of two robots, set on an abandoned wasteland formerly known as Earth, in a story where almost no dialogue is spoken for the first third?!? There are also unsubtle jabs at consumerism and the infantilizing of society? Oh yeah, and it's animated?!? Are you kidding me? Pixar's WALL*E may be the most audacious, original film made by a major studio ever that actually managed to resonate with the populace at large and make millions of dollars in the process. It's truly a beautiful thing. Did I mention Hello Dolly? Hello Dolly.

2. Mulholland Dr. (David Lynch, 2001)


Lynch's surreal mode of filmmaking is ideal for a story about Hollywood, the Dream Factory that's founded on people changing their identities. A world run by gangsters and cowboys where everything is recorded and everything is an illusion. Whose dream is it? Naomi Watts is brilliant as both the naive new girl in town who's a shockingly good actress and as a broken down woman, damaged in love are terrorized by nightmare visions of laughing old people. The rest of the cast is great as well, from Ann Miller to Billy Ray Cyrus.

1. The New World (Terrence Malick, 2005)


It's difficult for me to talk or write about the New World. My attempts most often devolve into a string of half-finished sentences punctuated by reverent sighs and frustrated grunts. How does one describe their favorite song? How do you convey that mercurial quality, the intangible sound that never fails to give you goosebumps? You don't for a number of reasons. You would be a fool to try. First of all, any description you try to impart, no matter how enthusiastic, comprehensive or far-reaching, will inevitably come up short. Secondly, you fear that by even trying to analyze that mysterious beauty you will inherently cheapen it, diluting its powerful potency. The New World is that song. Words cannot describe.